Maureen Dowd: Germophobic Trump is facing the biggest threat to his re-election

The coronavirus is immune to conspiracy theories, nasty diatribes or nicknames

US president Donald Trump and vice-president Mike Pence discuss the response to the coronavirus outbreak, at the White House on Saturday. Photograph: Doug Mills/New York Times

US president Donald Trump and vice-president Mike Pence discuss the response to the coronavirus outbreak, at the White House on Saturday. Photograph: Doug Mills/New York Times

 

Donald Trump was right.

Germs are scary.

For three decades, I talked to Trump about his fear of germs. When I interviewed him at the Trump Tower restaurant during the 2016 race, the famous germophobe had a big hospital-strength bottle of hand sanitiser on the table, next to my salad, ready to squirt.

He told me about the nightmarish feeling he had when a man emerged from the bathroom in a restaurant with wet hands and shook his hand. He couldn’t eat afterwards.

Today, in a stunning twist of fate, germs are infecting his presidency and threatening a bad prognosis for his re-election prospects. Trump is the first president to use the stock market as a near-daily measure of his success – and his virility – and now the market is slumping. If you want to own it on the way up, you have to own it on the way down.

Investors, who worried when Trump began to rise in politics, soon realised that he had their backs. He was just a corporate vessel pretending to be a populist; the stock market was his sugar high.

The scaremonger-in-chief has been downplaying the possibility of a coronavirus pandemic

Now Trump is learning the hard way what my fatalistic Irish mother taught me: The thing you love most is the first to go. As Mike Bloomberg points out, investors have factored in Trump’s incompetence, and that is contributing to the market cratering.

The president urged the Fed to do something soon to mitigate the stock market losses. Socialism for the rich!

The scaremonger-in-chief has been downplaying the possibility of a coronavirus pandemic and joining Fox News hosts in accusing the “anti-Trump” media and “do-nothing Democrats” of scaremongering about the virus.

At the Conservative Political Action Conference, Mick Mulvaney told a cheering crowd that impeachment was the “hoax of the day” and now the press thinks the coronavirus “is going to be what brings down the president”. The media, he said, should spend more time on positive stories, like the president’s “caring” relationship with his teenage son, Barron Trump, even though White Houses usually frown on stories about young presidential offspring.

Mike Huckabee went on the attack, asserting that Trump “could personally suck the virus out of every one of the 60,000 people in the world, suck it out of their lungs, swim to the bottom of the ocean and spit it out, and he would be accused of pollution for messing up the ocean.”

On Fox, Donald Trump Jr said the Democrats “seemingly hope” the virus kills millions to stop Trump’s winning streak. Rush Limbaugh chimed in that the media “would love for the coronavirus to be this deadly strain that wipes everybody out so they could blame Trump for it”.

Trump seems more consumed with how the Democrats might blame him for a  recession than with the virus itself

There are 2,800 dead worldwide and disturbing stories showing how federal criteria delayed the diagnosis of a California woman and how federal health employees interacted with Americans who had possibly been exposed to the virus in China without proper training or gear.

Yet Trump seems more consumed with how the Democrats might blame him for a coronavirus recession than with the virus itself.

Trump had tweet-shrieked at president Barack Obama about how he should handle Ebola. (“Obama should apologise to the American people & resign!”)

Yet he was so relaxed about the coronavirus threat that he spent 45 minutes Thursday chatting in the Oval with the authors of a little play called FBI Lovebirds: Undercovers, inspired by the texts of Peter Strzok and Lisa Page. The play’s leads, Dean Cain of Superman fame and Buffy the Vampire Slayer actress Kristy Swanson, were also in the meeting. Trump joked that he’d be willing to be Cain’s understudy, the actor said.

The president got together the same day with a group that included his social media boosters Diamond and Silk.

At the White House press conference, Trump preened, “Because of all we’ve done, the risk to the American people remains very low.” He later said that one day, like a miracle, the virus “will disappear”.

His top economic adviser, Larry Kudlow, pushed the crisis as an opportunity: “Stocks look pretty cheap to me.”

Trump won’t be able to deflect and project and create a daft alternative narrative. The virus won’t respond to conspiracy theories from Limbaugh or nasty diatribes from Sean Hannity or nicknames from Trump.

This will be a deus ex machina test of Trump’s authoritarian behaviour. Epidemics are not well suited to authoritarian regimes and propaganda, as we saw when Beijing’s use of propaganda tactics to suppress information about the outbreak failed spectacularly and when Iran tamped down news about the virus for political reasons even as it ravaged top officials.

Trump is already doing his orange clown puffer fish routine, acting as if he knows more about viruses than anyone

The reality of the coronavirus spreading will reflect poorly on Trump – his cavalier dismantling of vital government teams for health response and his disdain for experts and science.

Trump tried to make federal agencies complicit in his fabulist hogwash about the size of his inauguration crowd and the path of Hurricane Dorian. It is unlikely that he will be able to keep his insatiable and insecure ego in check long enough to give the nation the facts, reassurance and guidance it needs about the infection.

Trump is already doing his orange clown puffer fish routine, acting as if he knows more about viruses than anyone, just as he has bragged that he knows more about the military, taxes, trade, infrastructure, Isis, renewables, visas, banking, debt and “the horror of nuclear”.

He appointed Mike Pence to be point man, even though, as the famously homophobic governor of Indiana, Pence helped make the HIV epidemic there worse by substituting moral pronouncements for scientific knowledge. Coronavirus czar Pence spent Friday at a $25,000-a-plate dinner in sunny Sarasota, Florida, raising money to try to win back the House, the Tampa Bay Times reported.

Trump’s history in business – he makes people feel good for a while, and then it ends badly – could presage a stock market crash before he exits. And it’s conceivable that a crash – along with hospitals being overwhelmed by the uninsured – could lead to the election of a real populist promising Medicare for All. And that would be a very Trumpian arc indeed.

– New York Times

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