Ross O'Carroll-Kelly

Ross O’Carroll-Kelly: ‘What does Patrick Kielty have that I don’t?’ asks the old dear

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Ross O’Carroll-Kelly: The old man is a focking embarrassment at rugby matches

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Ross O’Carroll-Kelly: The two of them are staring at me like this is the worst thing I’ve ever done. It’s not even in the top 10

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Ross O’Carroll-Kelly: Honor says Joshua just wants to be friends. Better than nothing I say, but I hate lying to the girl

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Ross O’Carroll-Kelly: I’m the father of a 15-year-old girl. I think, by this stage, I’ve earned the right to embarrass her?

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Ross O’Carroll-Kelly: ‘I’ve been polyamorous since the late 1990s’

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Ross O’Carroll-Kelly: Here we are on the roof of the house, vaping away to our horts’ content

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Ross O’Carroll-Kelly: The old dear arrives at the door, smelling like a distillery tour, asking to see her granddaughters

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