Madam, - I think the Government might seriously consider Frank McNally's novel suggestion ( An Irishman's Diary, September 5th) that it should introduce a tax on beards - but with one proviso: all the proceeds must go into a special "National Shavings Fund" (to be used only in times of dire economic circumstances).
The Opposition parties are already sharpening their razors in anticipation of a hair-shirt Budget; a hirsute one would be bound to leave them gobsmacked, and foaming at the mouth.
What more incentive could the present administration - the majority of whom are clean-shaven males - possibly require? - Yours,
PAUL DELANEY,
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Beacon Hill,
Dalkey,
Co Dublin.