‘We’re fine up here, Ross. I just can’t imagine this thing coming to Foxrock’

Ross O’Carroll Kelly: Phoning ‘Mom’ is a sure sign Covid-19 crisis brings out the best in people

‘What are you up to, you gin-crazed, blubber-filled phoney.’ Illustration: Alan Clarke

‘What are you up to, you gin-crazed, blubber-filled phoney.’ Illustration: Alan Clarke

I ring the old dear. No idea why. They’re saying this Covid-19 thing is bringing out the best in people and it’s a side of myself that I don’t actually recognise.

I’m there, “I’m just ringing to find out if you’re okay.”

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