Songs of the week

"Who ate all the prawns? Who ate all the prawns? You corpulent basket! You corpulent basket! You ate all the prawns.

"Who's that lying on the carpet? Who's that lying on the floor? The chief executive's on his back, 'cos he's had another snack and he's just too corporate to get up anymore."

As abuse goes it doesn't get much classier than the above, as sung by Shels fans at Tolka Park on Friday night when St Patrick's Athletic were the visitors. Well, as sung by one Shels fan anyway - Fintan, who emailed us the tunes which he says were "gentrified in deference to Roy Keane's recent comments".