Sportspeak: the week in quotes

"I once played God in a school production and parts don't come much bigger than that."

- Former 6 ft 10 ins England rugby international Martin Bayfield discusses his thespian qualities after being tipped to star as a giant in the forthcoming Harry Potter film.

"I've no preferences but they have an extra game there and whoever wins will have a serious advantage over us."

- Galway manager John O'Mahony indulges in a bit of pre-All-Ireland final banter when asked who he would prefer to face from today's Kerry-Armagh semi-final.

"I can't think you'll find a better atmosphere than that anywhere in Europe."

- Celtic manager Martin O'Neill rejoices after his side's 6-2 victory over Rangers last weekend.