And finally, our favourite piece of estate agent's guff:

Magnificent luxury two-storey house. . . close to Thurles town and also close to historic Holycross Abbey, this fabulous two-storey house has fabulous accommodation and is very privately situated on the way into historic Holycross.

Sean Spain advertisement for a detached house at Beakstown, Holycross, Thurles, Co Tipperary.