OMG! It’s not what you think

 

Sir, – Muiris Houston (Health, August 8th) lists a number of alternative common acronyms in use in senior citizen circles. I would like to add the following: Ipad – Incontinence pad; VDU – Viagra Dose Useless; MOUSE – Most Of Us Soon Expire, OMG – One More Gone! – Yours, etc,

GRAEME GUTHRIE,

Westport, Co Mayo.