Lord of the dance

A chara, – Thursday's Irish Times Property section featured a house that has an indoor swimming pool that can be covered and used as a dance floor (May 19th).

Does it, by any chance, have a facility whereby a particularly irritating dancer could be despatched to the swimming pool below with the flick of a switch? – Is mise,

DEREK EGAN,

Portarlington,

Co Laois.