Ross O’Carroll-Kelly: ‘You see, the 50-person limit has made Mass tickets a hot commodity’
It seems young Ronan is doing a line in black morket tickets for Masses and church services
Ronan puts a caller on hold to answer another one of his phones. ‘Mass tickets,’ he goes. ‘Buying or selling?’
I’m watching Ronan working four mobile phones at the same time, plus the – believe it or not – house phone?
“Ine soddy,” he’s going, “I habn’t addything for the Choorch of the Apostoddles for this Sunday. You’re arthur leaving it veddy late in the day, so you are. I can get you into St Alphonsus and Columba Choorch, if that’s addy use to you. Yeah, it’s the one in Baddybrack Viddage.”