‘I urge you all – standing here, in the People’s Pork – to remove your masks!’

Ross O’Carroll-Kelly: Mask-off in Dún Laoghaire as the old man leads an anti-lockdown march

Illustration: Alan Clarke

Illustration: Alan Clarke

The People’s Pork in Dún Laoghaire is rammers and there’s, like, a definite tension in the air? You can see that even the Gords are nervous.

I can hear drunken shouts of, “Why don’t you fock off back down the country?” like my old dear in the restaurant in Brown Thomas every December 8th. “You sprout-eating clods!”

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