‘How much moo are we talking – for, like, midnight Mass in, say, Foxrock?’

Ronan is making a mint from black market Mass tickets until three wise men arrive

Illustration: Alan Clarke

Illustration: Alan Clarke

“Mass tickets,” Ronan goes. “Buying or sedding?”

And all I can do is just, like, smile to myself. The old man always says that any fool can make money when times are good. But it takes a real entrepreneur slash sociopath to do it when times are hord.

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