Piffle of the Week

And finally, every week, our favourite piece of estate agent's guff:

Urra Cottage, Co Tipperary, overlooking Lough Derg. Beautifully presented bungalow on half an acre. Enjoying distant views of Lough Derg.

Just where is this property in relation to Lough Derg, we wonder? Selling agents Talbot Auctioneers may be having problems with their binoculars.