"Well, I just offered Warney two beers but he wouldn't tell me about this wicket here."

- England's Alec Stewart makes light of the controversy surrounding Australia's Shane Warne and Mark Waugh regarding taking money from bookmakers for information.

"The World title is no longer my goal. I just wanna fight."

- Mike Tyson telling us, this week, what we already knew.

"I firmly believe that the whole question of the role of the GAA president and the demands being made upon him will necessitate a review of the question of making the post full time."

- Joe McDonagh making a case for a type of professionalism in the GAA.

"Naz is with the fairies."

- Trainer Brendan Ingle sums up the state of Prince Naseem Hamed's head after their acrimonious departure this week.