‘It took a global pandemic to get Ross to keep it in his trousers’

Ross O’Carroll-Kelly: ‘If my orms stretched two metres, I would deck you for that’

‘Sorcha’s old man tuts. He has a habit of doing that whenever I speak.’

‘Sorcha’s old man tuts. He has a habit of doing that whenever I speak.’

“This is nice, isn’t it?” Sorcha goes.

Which it isn’t, by the way?

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