‘I’m going to ask you something,’ Sorcha goes, ‘Have you two been sleeping together?’

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I put the key in the door, then into the house I go. I drop the cases in the hallway, then I tip down to the kitchen with the intention of grabbing a beer

I put the key in the door, then into the house I go. I drop the cases in the hallway, then I tip down to the kitchen with the intention of grabbing a beer

‘That’s the last time we’re ever doing anything together as a family!” Sorcha goes.

And Honor’s like, “Good!” as she slams the cor door. “I can’t believe you’d bring us somewhere with shit WiFi! I should sue you for child neglect!”

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