And finally, our favourite piece of estate agent's guff:

Laugh all the way to work from this well appointed townhouse in a charmed position off St Marys Road, a gentle stroll to (St) Stephen's Green where the clampers roam.

Sherry FitzGerald advertisement for a two-bedroom house at St Mary's Lane, Ballsbridge, that carries a guide price of £245,000 prior to auction.