True characters

Vogue Wilson, actress, model and DJ

The scariest thing I could imagine finding under my bed is. . . The ocean. It's far too slimy and cold.

The one object I would save from a fire is .. . If I'm not allowed my dog Rocco, then my iPod.

The thing most people don't realise about me is . .. I don't think there's anything people don't know about me.

The most soothing remedy for a broken heart is .. . Friends.

If I lived in a castle I would keep one room especially for. . . Puppies.

My favourite subject at school was .. . Art. My auntie taught me. She has almost forgiven me.

The celebrity I'd most like to banish to a nunnery is .. . Noel Edmonds.

My most cherished item of clothing is .. . The salsa jeans that I ripped yesterday.

If I could pick a superpower it would be. . . Flying.

The person I love spending time most with is .. . My sister Amber.

If a bear and a shark were fighting in space I think the winner would be .. . Shark. He's better in space. And meaner.

The most embarrassing song I'll admit to knowing all the words of is. . . OMC's How Bizarre. Except I don't think it's embarrassing; I think it's brilliant.

My favourite ice-cream flavour is. . . Ben Jerry's Caramel Choo Choo.

The worst day of the week is. . . Has to be Monday.

If I could be anywhere in the world I'd be .. . In Thailand. On a beach.

The best thing about being me is. . . My friends and family are deadly.

Just don't ask me to. . . Hoover. I can do it, but I prefer not to.

As supreme overlord of the known universe I promise to. . . Abolish census forms. I still haven't filled mine in.

Vogue Wilson appears in the new comedy Blow up the Liffey Bridgesat Grand Canal Theatre from May 16th

In conversation with Tara Brady