Ross O’Carroll-Kelly: I just assumed quarantine wouldn’t affect people like us

‘I’m being held against my will in this ghastly . . . ghastly place!’

‘I’m sort of, like, busy here?’

‘I’m sort of, like, busy here?’

So I’m sitting in front of the TV when the old dear rings and storts literally screaming down the phone at me?

She’s going, “Ross, help me! I don’t know where I am! I don’t know where I am!”

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