A weekly guide to what's hot and what's not
WHAT'S HOT
Soul i-DThe best of the mag in a 600-page package of images and insights (above). Page-turning art.
TMZ.comBozos with video cameras stalk Z-list celebs in LA. We bet even David Attenborough is watching.
The Mighty BooshThe takeover of Dublin is almost complete. Bob Fossil for Taoiseach
Online multi-regional DVD codesIt's just wrong to restrict viewer access to DVDs bought on
Amazon.com or eBay.
Pale facesIt's September. Summer is over. Fair skin is the new bronze.
90210The sexy, updated version of the 1990s hit Beverly Hills, 90210 has British TV stations battling for it.
WHAT'S NOT
Skinny jeansThey look good on Russell Brand, Noel Fielding (in Boosh mode, below) and . . . well,
that's about it.
Complaining about interest ratesAre you still moaning? We're all in the same boat. Get yourself a tenant or put a sock in it.
Bad bus driversThere are old women trying to get off the bus, so go easy on the brakes, please.
BotoxAre you sad? Or just pensive? There's really no way of telling. It doesn't make you look younger, it makes you look shiny and weird.