Things I Will Never Do - by Shauna Crosse-Maher, age 12

Eat a rat, chilli peppers or poison

Hot wax

Or a whole watermelon in one go.

Throw a cat out the window,

Climb Mount Everest,

Pull a donkey’s tail,

Jump off a cliff,

Dive into a shark’s mouth,

Buy a Range Rover,

Drink boiling water from the kettle,

Go skydiving into an active volcano,

Tear a butterfly’s wings,

Build a mansion,

Get strangled by an octopus,

Sniff a chocolate scented candle.