"He's big, he's hard, he's got a yellow card, Manuel, Manuel."

- The chant Ipswich fans have spent most of the season singing - their French defender Manuel Thetis has been booked in 9 of his 16 appearances so far.

"If I had the wings of a pigeon, if I had the bum of a cow, I'd fly over Anfield tomorrow, and poo on the people below."

- To the tune of My Bonny, Everton's ode to their city rivals. (The words have been changed, a tad).