Sir, - On Sunday, August 18th, I was amused by the sermon at Mass. It was about passing on our religious knowledge to any Martians or other extra terrestrials we may encounter.
I was entertained by the Vatican's claim to the universe. Maybe this is about their relocation from Rome to a more accessible location, maybe a space lab cathedral. I look forward to next week's collection. - Yours, etc.
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