Programmer offers solution to Bloom's Dublin pub puzzle

 

ULYSSES CHALLENGE:“GOOD PUZZLE would be cross Dublin without passing a pub,” said Leopold Bloom, the main character of James Joyce’s Ulysses.

Just in time for Bloomsday, an Irish computer programmer thinks he’s cracked one of Dublin’s oldest conundrums.

Rory McCann plotted a course through the city, from the North Circular Road at Blackhorse Avenue to the canal at Baggot Street, which he says avoids every pub, even if it requires a detour through a museum and a park.

In a city famous for its public houses, Mr McCann set himself a few rules: “cross Dublin” required moving from north to south, and from east to west, roughly within the boundaries of the city’s canals.

The UCD graduate used pub locations from OpenStreetMap, an online editable map, and designed a piece of computer code that ignored any routes across the city within 35 metres (38 yards) of anywhere marked as a pub.

The result is a winding route through the city, around the outside (or through) Arbour Hill Cemetery and cutting across the National Museum at Collins Barracks. At more than one point a trip around a block, or down some narrow lanes, is essential.

The Irish Times tested the route yesterday and found it accurate, despite a few close shaves.

The route takes the liberty of passing a few hotels. On the quays, just after passing James Joyce House on Usher’s Island, the route passes the now-closed Noel Leonard’s pub, and on Harcourt Street, Club Conradh na Gaeilge, a private club with a bar in the basement.

Cutting across Iveagh Gardens, a park only open until 6pm, is essential to avoid the busy nightspots on Harcourt Street.

The route will take many Dubliners down unfamiliar streets, from the terraced housing on Murtagh Road on the northside to the abandoned Iveagh Market on Lamb’s Alley – an equally pub-free alternative to nearby Back Lane.

Mr McCann’s first version of the route passed two pubs, which readers on his blog quickly pointed out and he corrected them in time for Bloomsday.

Some commentators argued that bars inside hotels should be counted, but he disagreed.

At the very least, his efforts have offered an inventive solution to an 89-year-old brain-teaser.

“A lot of people have been cynically pointing out I’ve ruined a great pub conversation,” Mr McCann said.