Ross O’Carroll-Kelly: ‘Rugby banter is taking a dump in someone’s shoes’
Ross is pressured into chopping off Christian’s top knot in the name of ‘rugby banter’
Blade one at the sides and a quiff at the front – it works, Lauren.
“Ross,” Christian goes, “how the hell are you?”
And I’m like, “Duuude!” somehow managing to resist the urge to chest-bump him.