Ross O’Carroll-Kelly: ‘Rugby banter is taking a dump in someone’s shoes’

Ross is pressured into chopping off Christian’s top knot in the name of ‘rugby banter’

Blade one at the sides and a quiff at the front – it works, Lauren.

Blade one at the sides and a quiff at the front – it works, Lauren.

“Ross,” Christian goes, “how the hell are you?”

And I’m like, “Duuude!” somehow managing to resist the urge to chest-bump him.

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