Ross O’Carroll-Kelly: ‘I’d rather rip out my molars with a pliers than holiday in Ireland again’

‘So what’s there to see in Ballycanew?’ ‘A Daybreak and a Londis’

She’s like, “Well, I was thinking that you deserve to go on a – wait for it! – Leaving Cert holiday!”

She’s like, “Well, I was thinking that you deserve to go on a – wait for it! – Leaving Cert holiday!”

‘You still haven’t told us how you got on,” Sorcha goes.

I’m there, “In terms of what?”

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