‘Adultery is like getting a dent in a new cor. Once you’ve done it the first time, it becomes easier’

Rueful Ross realises the old man may have amorous notions when he spots that missing Greg Norman hat

I’m like, ‘Jesus Christ, he’s taken it with him – to Killiney!’

I’m like, ‘Jesus Christ, he’s taken it with him – to Killiney!’

Sorcha is pacing the kitchen floor.

“Mom,” she goes, “you shouldn’t actually be here?”

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