And finally, our favourite piece of estate agents guff:

Purchaser Beware. Ideal opportunity to purchase this redbrick mid-terrace property located in the heart of East Wall, just waiting for imagination and flair. Although in need of modernisation, this property is oozing potential . . . Viewing a must.

Gunne Residential advertisement for a two-up two-down cottage in Dublin 3 that's guided at £110,000-plus.