"Charlie, what's the score, Charlie, Charlie what's the score?"
- Manchester United fans ask Paul Ince (labelled a beeping "big time Charlie" by Alex Ferguson) to confirm that Liverpool are losing 2-0 at Old Trafford on Thursday night.
"You're worse than third division."
- Brentford fans pass judgement on Spurs's current form during last week's Worthington Cup tie at White Hart Lane.
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"You can stick George Graham up your a**e."
- Spurs fans send a message to chairman Alan Sugar, during the same match.