"C'mon ye boys in pink, c'mon ye boys in pink . . ."

- Scotland's small travelling support in Germany on Wednesday night, blushing profusely as they sang.

"In the land, where I was born, lives a man, with a monkey's head, and he went to Sunderland, and his name is Peter Reid."

- To the tune of Yellow Submarine, Newcastle fans prepare for neighbours Sunderland's arrival in the Premiership next season.

"Que Sera, whatever will be will be, we're going to Barnsley, que sera sera."

- And Nottingham Forest fans prepare to take Sunderland's place in Division One.

"Phil and Grant are homosexuals."

- Leeds fans at West Ham on Saturday, question the manliness of Eastenders' Mitchell Brothers.

"Half season wonders."

- Manchester United fans in the direction of Aston Villa at Old Trafford on Saturday - Villa's supporters probably sat there and nodded.