Sir, - Three weeks of trying to train a newly acquired golden retriever have given me considerable insight into the workings of local government.
I've learned that flattery and bribes work much better than threats or punishment in getting him to do what I want.
My only question now is whether the dominant breed of local and county councillors will ever be brought to heel? - Yours, etc., Gloria Hamilton,
Osberstown, Naas, Co Kildare.