Madam, - To kill two birds with one stone, I suggest the Irish rugby team become more menacing before games by developing a war dance, the Mickah, along the lines of the All Blacks' famous Haka.
The Irish players would dance Riverdance-style on galvanised steel for two minutes while brandishing hurls. This would be awe- inspiring and also endear the new Gaelic war dancers to Croker stalwarts. - Yours, etc.,
DES SHAW, A Street Southeast, Washington DC 20003, USA .