Q:Where's the Great Wall?
A:Crumlin
Q:Where's the Taj Mahal?
A: Opposite the dental hospital
Q:What type of person would wear a tutu?
A:A bishop
Q:What do the letters COD stand for?
A:Fish
Q:Whose election is signified by white smoke?
A:An Indian chief
Q:What star do travellers follow?
A:Joe Dolan
