Carbon-dated: adj Beyond passe
Evita-like: adj Self-centred, arrogant
Feeding: v Drinking blood, a vampire's means of nutrition
Harvest: n Night once in a century when a master vampire can draw power from a minion while it feeds
Helen Keller: n Unobservant person
Host: n Person on whom a vampire feeds
Lose water: v Freak out
Master: n Most powerful of vampires, capable of destroying the earth
Minion: n Follower of the master vampire
One Starbucks Town: n Boring suburb
Keyser Sozed: adj Duped into believing in a nonexistent villain by the actual bad guy (a la The Usual Suspects)
Yester: n over, history (e.g. "Forget our row, it's totally yester")
