Ross O’Carroll-Kelly: ‘Honor has been, like, homeschooling me’

I’ve never passed an exam in my entire life. I’m still driving on a provisional

Sat, Jan 16, 2021, 06:00

Ross O'Carroll-Kelly

“So aren’t you even curious?” Honor goes. “In terms of how you did in the Christmas exams that I set for you?”

“Get up!” Honor goes, ringing a – quite literally – handbell in my ear.

But I’m like, “I don’t want to,” at the same time pulling the duvet over my head.

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Ross O’Carroll-Kelly: ‘Honor has been, like, homeschooling me’

I’ve never passed an exam in my entire life. I’m still driving on a provisional

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