Ross O’Carroll-Kelly: ‘Do Dry January? That’s crazy talk’

No booze, swearing or sweets – Sorcha has new year’s resolutions for all the family

Illustration: Alan Clarke

Illustration: Alan Clarke

It’s, like, six o’clock on New Year’s Day and I open the fridge to make a genuinely shocking discovery – there is no giggle juice in there.

“Are you looking for beer?” Sorcha goes as I slam the door shut.

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