Ross O’Carroll-Kelly: ‘Are you suggesting I pretend to have Covid?’ Sorcha goes

I end up lying on her behalf to get her out of an unwanted visit to – oh my God – Lusk

‘Carolanne wants to meet up for a drink,’ Sorcha goes. ‘Tomorrow’

‘Carolanne wants to meet up for a drink,’ Sorcha goes. ‘Tomorrow’

Carolanne from Lusk and Drunk Tony have broken up. And according to Sorcha, it was Carolanne who did the actual deed.

“So what happened?” I go, feeling instantly sorry for him?

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