What's hot and what's not
WHAT'S HOT
The Return of the Thin White DukeBowie's birthday ballad has brightened our January days no end
We've got the powerEU presidency brings the biggest gun slingers to town
Les MisEspecially if you need a good cry
Sausage savioursMallon's takeover keeps Kearns and Olhausen bangers in the shops
January jovialityForget the blues. This month is the kickstart for your 2013 hopes and dreams. Get on it!
Dating websitesNot for losers, ladies. It's where the cute, sober men hang out
Culinary entertainmentStanding outside Fade Street Social watching the chefs in action
Posh student fareGourmet Burger's 2-for-1 special is a steal
Giving up your seatTo someone older, pregnant, or just looks like they might need it more than you
Pocket squaresThe easiest way to add polish to your blazer, fellas
WHATS NOT
Mr Tayto ChocolateThe 1980s just called. They're looking for their chocolate/crisp connection back. Yuck
Resolution relinquishersStill not a good time to give up the ciggies? Oh, please
Vacation vandalsColleagues booking all the bank holiday weekends aeons ago
Yolo (You Only Live Once)The mantra and alibi for a generation's mistakes.But it's an acronym, so it's got to be cool. Right?
Ankle grazing trousers without socksDude, aren't you cold?
CookiesNo, not those ones, the privacy warnings currently bombarding websites
