Sir, - Prompted by Dennis O'Driscoll's amusing letter (January 27th) perhaps the following light verse would be suitable for a low fat milk carton.
Said an overweight poet, "I'm tired,
A low fat milk diet's required".
Having shed heavy loads
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And written some odes,
His slim volume is greatly admired.
-Yours, etc.,
Lower Churchtown Road,
Dublin.