Dogs still chasing cars

 

Sir, – Whenever I meet an elderly acquaintance of mine, I ask him how is his sex life. He invariably replies, “I am like a dog chasing a car. Even if I caught up with it, I wouldn’t know what to do”. – Yours, etc,

DENIS O’DONOGHUE,

Moate,

Co Westmeath.

Sir, – I am surprised none of your readers have drawn the parallel between dogs chasing cars and Brexit campaigners.

When they get what the want, neither has a clue what to do next. – Yours, etc,

JUDITH GOLDBERGER,

Donnybrook,

Dublin 4.

Sir, – Whatever about dogs chasing moving cars, how about the humans who chase parked cars to hand out tickets? Can we consider them barking wardens? – Yours, etc,

ULTAN Ó BROIN,

Blackrock,

Co Dublin.