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Ross O'Carroll-Kelly

Ross O'Carroll-Kelly - Sorcha injures her foot, while Honor makes a shocking discovery

Ross O'Carroll-Kelly - Sorcha injures her foot, while Honor makes a shocking discovery

Ross O'Carroll-Kelly
December 17, 2021
06:27

There’s no doubt that Honor takes after her old man in terms of never being afraid to call it. “Why is Dad allowed to get shitfaced with his friend (...)

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Ross O'Carroll-Kelly - "Sorcha did Fake Sincerity as an extracurricular subject in Mount Anville"

Ross O'Carroll-Kelly
September 17, 2021
06:11

Sorcha samples kalettes and deactivated pecans as Ross gets accused of arson

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Ross O'Carroll-Kelly - "First day in Willow Pork for the triplets – the absolute shame of it"

Ross O'Carroll-Kelly
September 10, 2021
06:04

The cor pork is full of BMW X5s, or, for older moms putting the last of the dynasty through the school, Volvo XC90s.

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Ross O'Carroll-Kelly - "My fingers are actually shaking as I type my exam number into the laptop"

Ross O'Carroll-Kelly
September 9, 2021
06:26

The Leaving Cert results are about to go online and Ross's family are gathered around the kitchen island to find out how he's done.

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Ross O'Carroll-Kelly - "I genuinely don’t think I’m ready to be a Blackrock dad"

Ross O'Carroll-Kelly
August 27, 2021
05:56

Willow Pork is the only school to take the triplets, they’ve been on Joe Duffy too many times

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Ross O'Carroll-Kelly - "Of the hundred people at dinner I'm the only one wearing a Leinster jersey" - Normal Sheeple #2

Ross O'Carroll-Kelly
August 18, 2021
09:20

This week we're bringing you four exclusive excerpts from the latest Ross O'Carroll-Kelly book, Normal Sheeple, which is released on Wednesday 18th Au (...)

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Ross O'Carroll-Kelly - "Everyone's clapping as Sorcha steers Samantha Power to the front row" - Normal Sheeple excerpt #1

Ross O'Carroll-Kelly
August 16, 2021
10:35

This week we're bringing you four exclusive excerpts from the latest Ross O'Carroll-Kelly book, Normal Sheeple, which is released on Wednesday 18th Au (...)

Ross O'Carroll-Kelly - ‘His wife moves the cursor on his work laptop every five minutes, so it doesn’t go into sleep mode’

Ross O'Carroll-Kelly - ‘His wife moves the cursor on his work laptop every five minutes, so it doesn’t go into sleep mode’

Ross O'Carroll-Kelly
August 7, 2021
06:13

Toni Loscher next door is power-washing the wooden patio again.

Ross O'Carroll-Kelly - ‘I want you to, like, Insta-story my Covid test journey’

Ross O'Carroll-Kelly - ‘I want you to, like, Insta-story my Covid test journey’

Ross O'Carroll-Kelly
July 30, 2021
06:23

Sorcha and her ‘symptoms’ want me to tag along for her PCR test

Ross O'Carroll-Kelly - 'Are you suggesting I pretend to have Covid?’

Ross O'Carroll-Kelly - 'Are you suggesting I pretend to have Covid?’

Ross O'Carroll-Kelly
July 23, 2021
06:34

I end up lying on her behalf to get her out of an unwanted visit to – oh my God – Lusk

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