‘There could be anything in there: a gun, €100k in cash, one of her teachers gagged’
The old dear is absolutely bulling over the surprise 70th birthday party I threw her
Ross O’Carroll Kelly: ‘I whip out the old Southside Roll then and I peel off a 20’
First day in ‘actual Mount Anville’, but the last thing Honor needs is a chaperone
Ross is going under the knife, but counting backwards from 20 is causing problems
The old dear might be ‘entitled’ to free travel, but that doesn’t mean she wants it
Ross O’Carroll-Kelly: I see a photograph of a stripper and a hand offering her $20
Ross O’Carroll-Kelly: 'Ross, you soft-as-shite, south Dublin mammy’s boy'
Ross finds the past, and tackles by Jerry Flannery, catching up with him
With Sorcha away at a Himalyan spa near Drumshanbo, experience tells me to be definitely wary of my daughter Honor
I’ve hordly ever seen the old man this excited about something non-rugby related
The bridesmaids are like zombie-movie extras who did their own make-up on a moving bus
Grievous Bodily Horm just laughs when I explain why I’m leaving his wife’s hotel room
Cleaning up the mess from Ronan’s latest fling means putting my body on the line
No wonder Varadkar is saying ‘in Ireland it no longer matters where you come from’
That’s not a question you want to hear from a well-known gangland criminal
Sometimes the best advice we can give our children is the most blindingly obvious
Ross O’Carroll Kelly: ‘The boom is back, but this time the decking will be composite’
Ro and the wife of a gangland criminal are going at it. We’re all focking dead
Ronan got to see four of what they call The Big Five – the ex-pat Irish criminals the gordaí would most love to put behind bors
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