Piffle of the Week

 

And finally our favourite piece of estate agent's guff:

Emphasis this year is on wearing the right shape to flatter the figure. Padded and underwired bras create curvy silhouettes, while bandeau tops on bikinis look very sporty and sleek one pieces are plain elegant.

Quote from Douglas Newman Good's latest Homes property magazine which, mysteriously, devotes a page to swimwear.