This week AILBHE MALONEis so so happy about the Bey-bey

TRACK OF THE WEEK: Keep Youby Class Actress. Class Actress is a lady from Los Angeles. Her name is Elizabeth Harper and she's friends with indie scene queens Chairlift. She also makes music that sounds like La Roux crossed with Veronica Sawyer. We wanted to include Love Me Like You Used Toas track of the week but it's not out yet, so keep your eyes peeled for her debut album Rapprocherwhich is out in October. Meanwhile, Keep Youticks all the right boxes.

Putdown of the week goes to our gal Demi Lovato. After the Skyscraper singer was mocked on Twitter for her weight gain, she quickly replied: “I’ve gained weight. Get over it. That’s what happens when you get out of treatment for AN EATING DISORDER.” Demi then deleted the tweet, and offered a more considered approach: “Guess what, I’m healthy and happy, and if you’re hating on my weight you obviously aren’t.”

It's the news we've been waiting to hear, and we are so so happy to announce that Beyoncé is pregnant! She's having a Bey-bey! It will be Destiny's Child! Whether it's a Baby Boy or an Independent Woman, we're sure she'll put her Love On Topand can't wait to Countdown to B-Day.

Kelly Rowland’s smug – she’s known all along – saying: “I have known for quite a while, and she’s happy, and Jay is happy, and that’s all that counts. I think she’ll be an incredible mother, because she’s always been motherly. I think that she takes after so many traits from her mother. And I just think it’s going to be so natural for her. It’s natural for her now!”

Speaking of babies, One Direction are now on curfew. Following too good a night out at Alexandra Burke’s birthday party, the group now have to be in bed by 1am each night. A source tells the Sun: “With a packed diary their bosses know the band need to be in decent shape. So, for the time being at least, they’ve been told to rein it in or risk a rollicking.”