The new normal
A chara, – Arriving at Garda headquarters in a reinforced, bullet-proof Range Rover, Commissioner Drew Harris received a blow on the head when security bollards were activated, spearing the undercarriage of his vehicle.
To confirm that both forces are fluent in higher gibberish, the PSNI said it and the Garda could confirm that “normal procedure was followed”. – Is mise,
Sir, – Perhaps the pop-up hard border so effectively deployed in the Phoenix Park might offer a solution to random custom checks post-Brexit? – Yours, etc,
RORY E MACFLYNN,