Sir, – Before the Patricks, including Patrick Freyne, get too smug and claim their name as the most "versatile on the planet" ("I'm no saint", Magazine, March 15th), may I remind them that the "Michaels" can match their six piddly nicknames and go one better: Mícheál, Mick, Mike, Mickey, Mikey, Mitch and Micilín. – Yours, etc,
MICHAEL “MICK” KELLY,
Dunmore East,
Co Waterford.
