Madam, – Perhaps, the driver who crashed the cement mixer into the gates of Leinster House was bringing some concrete proposals to Dáil Éireann for dealing with the country’s current financial difficulties? – Yours, etc,
Madam, – On my walk from the train station to work this morning, I noticed a 24-Hour Recovery truck at the gates of Leinster House. Is this a new Government tactic and we should expect an economic recovery in 24 hours? Wonderful. – Yours, etc,
Madam, – I am glad and relieved to learn that none of our Oireachtas members were plastered. – Yours, etc,
Madam, – I see that a new and more radical form of action is being taken by the Irish public regarding our current political situation. Do we risk US invasion due to the use of “Weapons of Mass Construction”? – Yours, etc,