TRACK OF THE WEEK:

Right Here, Right Now

by Giorgio Moroder ft Kylie Minogue. We almost didn’t want to listen to this, in case it was bad and the disappointment broke our hearts, but we were being so silly because OMG this is the ultimate disco combo. Kylie’s slinky vocals soundtrack her prowling around the dancefloor, sizing up the talent, while Moroder’s trademark synths groove beneath. Although it’s February, we’re ready to sling on some heels and find a yacht party to host this banger.

Hero of the week

is Cheryl, who says she’ll donate more than £100,000 of the profits from her new perfume to her own charity, Cheryl’s Trust, which helps young people in Newcastle. Here is how the fragrance describes itself: “The new Storm Flower Eau de Toilette by Cheryl is a light yet undeniably feminine scent, captivatingly modern, and playful with a hint of intrigue.” Stealing “playful with a hint of intrigue” for our Tinder profile brb.

Zeros of the week

are Rita Ora’s fake friends. Rita told

GQ

Australia: “It’s been mental. Not that I’m complaining, but you start seeing things around you change, and people you’ve known for years begin acting weird. You find out who your real friends are.”

Sensitive soul of the week

is Rihanna, who told

Harper’s Bazaar

: “I’m not generally a sensitive person, but I tend to be more sensitive toward others and what they’re going through. I don’t know if that’s the healthiest thing, but it’s the truth.”

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To watch Kylie do what she does best (sing in a slinky cocktail dress at a disco) in the video for the track of the week iti.ms/16LNiwg