What's in a name? Well, God help us, Weir off again

Weir off again. Khan this finally be your year? Orr will you do as Baddeley as last time? Na, we shouldn't Dredge up all that (Justin Casey we Foster ill will), but you played so Fasth and loose with your transfers, almost on a Daly basis, you made an 'Ames of the whole darn thing.

To be honest, you made a complete Verplank of yourself (or "Langer", as your cousin from Castlemartyr called you), your Goosen was cooked after a month when you heard the fat lady Singh.

"Beem me up Scottie," you wept. Yes, you discovered that every Golf Masters' Rose had a thorn, those were indeed Leaney times.

But you're back, giving it one Moore try, determined not to Buckle under the pressure and to throw everything including the kitchen Cink at it, maybe even the Kuchar too - that might go against the McGrane, but you feel Bjorn again. You'll need to get off to a good start, very Quigley, or Els you'll lose Hart and ask "Wi did I bother?"

Remember, leave your Faxon, someone might send you a few transfer tips. (If they don't work out, shred them, you can hoover them up with your Dyson). Whatever happens, as Cilla Black (Herron the telly) puts it, "It'll be a Lara, Lara fun".

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