Deciphering DART-speak

Madam, - If Iarnród Éireann thinks it can hoodwink or placate irate DART passengers by uttering inane euphemisms over the Tannoy…

Madam, - If Iarnród Éireann thinks it can hoodwink or placate irate DART passengers by uttering inane euphemisms over the Tannoy, it can think again.

Commuters know only too well that terms such as "the late arrival of an incoming train", or "Due to operational problems at Bray" are just Dart-speak for yet another cock-up. - Yours, etc.,

PAUL DELANEY,

Beacon Hill,

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Dalkey,

Co Dublin.