Arnold touchy about his old image

In a decision that is set to have serious implications for the makers of strangely proportioned action figures everywhere, Arnold Schwarzenegger has settled a dispute with an Ohio firm that is marketing an unofficial Arnold bobble-head.

The Governor has allowed the cheeky midwesterners to continue production of the soberly dressed politician doll, but decreed that the big gun that tiny Arnold had been toting must go.

At time of press, big Arnold had, uncharacteristically, failed to issue a statement featuring a groan-inducing pun based on the title of one of his films. Reel News will pass on suggestions.